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Vieux 29/03/2007, 18h02
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School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.





Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that
you can die Rich.






Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.





Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her masters.






Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.





Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by
feminine waterpower.






Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of
either"






Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.





Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.






Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.





Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.






Father: A banker provided by nature.





Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got
caught.






Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.






Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after.






Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.





Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.





Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.





Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.





Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.





Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.






Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.






Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.





Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.





Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when
dead.


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Vieux 29/03/2007, 22h00
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Date d'inscription: mars 2007
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Amazingly funny definitions you've got here Sophia, brilliant!!!
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Vieux 30/03/2007, 13h02
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wow i enjoyed reading these...thx Sophia...beautiful name by the way..
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Vieux 30/03/2007, 15h43
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wow i enjoyed reading these...thx Sophia...beautiful name by the way..

yes Palapee , pas seulement nom la ki zoli mais dimoune la aussi bien zoli avec so super lizié
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Vieux 30/03/2007, 19h41
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yes Palapee , pas seulement nom la ki zoli mais dimoune la aussi bien zoli avec so super lizié
ayo zot p fer mwa gagne sharam la
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