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Vieux 14/05/2005, 15h22
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Things People Actually Said in Court...

THINGS PEOPLE ACTUALLY SAID IN COURT

Q: WHAT is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

Q: NOW doctor, isn`t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn`t know about it until the next morning?

Q: THIS myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something you`ve forgotten?

Q: HOW old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can`t remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.

Q: WHAT was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

Q: SIR, what is your IQ?
A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.

Q: AND where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And wher is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

Q: SHE had three children right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

Q: YOU say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?


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Vieux 16/05/2005, 12h46
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Q:You assume that your husband is having an affair?
R: Yes.
Q: What contributes to this assumption?
R: Because he now bathes everyday.
Q: What are his patterns of bathing then?
R: He normally bathes on his birthday.

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