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Vieux 22/01/2005, 23h05
Manev
 
Date d'inscription: octobre 2003
Localisation: scouseland ;o)
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Mauritian v English

A Mauritian is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam when an english man, chewing gum, sits down next to him.

The mauritian ignores the Englishman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation

-Englishman : "You mauritian folks eat the whole bread??"
-Mauritian (in a bad mood): " Of course."
-Englishman : (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In england , we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to mauritius."

The Englishman has a smirk on his face.

The Mauritian listens in silence.

-Englishman persists: "Do you eat jam with the bread??"
-Mauritian : "Of Course."
-Englishman cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling),"We don't. In England we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, andleftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Mauritius ."

-The Mauritian then asks: "Do you have sex in England ?"
-Englishman : "Why of course we do", the englishman says with a big smirk.
-Mauritian : And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
-Englishman : "We throw them away, of course."
-Mauritian : "We don't.In Mauritius , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to England."
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Vieux 02/07/2005, 16h34
Sirdar
 
Date d'inscription: mars 2005
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The Mauritian then asks: "Do you have sex in England ?"
-Englishman : "Why of course we do", the englishman says with a big smirk.
-Mauritian : And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
-Englishman : "We throw them away, of course."
-Mauritian : "We don't.In Mauritius , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to England."




li komik lol
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Vieux 02/07/2005, 23h40
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Enflé
 
Date d'inscription: mai 2005
Localisation: ENGLAND
Messages: 142
Good one Vivek, I'll remember that joke.
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Vieux 03/07/2005, 09h09
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Date d'inscription: novembre 2004
Localisation: paris 13eme
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Excellent joke dude vivek !

regards,
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Vieux 03/07/2005, 14h24
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Date d'inscription: juin 2005
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Mari comik. Ene chance mauricien la in conne gagne points devant anglais la
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