jokes sur RM

[vanemillie]

1... Losing all your friends
Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'

2. Brother wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus, 'send me a brother'....
Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'....

3. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Every Time'!'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'

4. Importance of a period
Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'
Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'

5. Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential?'
Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there is also my son, that's confidential! '

6. Anger management?
Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Husband: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush.

[Rocco]

Posté par vanemillie

1... Losing all your friends
Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'

2. Brother wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus, 'send me a brother'....
Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'....

3. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Every Time'!'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'

4. Importance of a period
Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'
Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'

5. Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential?'
Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there is also my son, that's confidential! '

6. Anger management?
Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Husband: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush.

Very funny Vanemillie, keep them rolling as we need to keep laughing in this Alaskan weather.

Rocco

[Sophia]

LOL!!! ===>>>> more jokes please

[Sophia]

Ti Rama ine al reste dans ène village apel Camp Diable et line casse so boite condamné pou acheté ene 'Bourik' ek ene vié tonton pou 200 roupies.
Tonton ti siposé livrer bourik la le lendemain. . .
Mo bien chagrin mo Béta, mo éna ene mové nouvelle: Bourik la ine mort dans la nuit.
Ti Rama dire li:" Abé ranne moi mo casse."
Pas pou capav rendé mo Béta, hier soir mone jouer romi et mone perdi tout casse la.
Ti Rama : Guette ca, pas faire nanien Tonton, amène Bourik la kan même.
Tonton :Qui to pou faire avec ene Bourik mort mo Béta?
Ti Rama: Mo pou faire ene tombola !
Tonton: Ayooo Béta. . .Pas bon to faire ca do, Bourik la ine mort mo pé dire toi.
Ti Rama: Mo pou faire ene tombola Tonton, mais mo pas pou dire ki Bourik la ine mort.
Pour en finir Tonton la amène Bourik mort la cot Ti Rama.

Apres 1 mois li revine guette Ti Rama pou li conné ki fine arrivé ek so Bourik mort.
Ti Rama: Mone vanne 100 Billets pou Rs 10.
Mone gagne Rs 1,000.
Tonton demandé si personne panne amerdé!
Ti Rama: Zis boug kine gagne tombola la, mo fine ranne li so Rs 10. . .

Zordi zour Ti Rama ine vieilli !
Line vine Ministre des Finances. . .
et pou li gagne plis casse encore. . .
Li éna toujours ene tas Bourik autour li.

[fergeo]

Que ce soit l'une ou l'autre,elles sont astucieuses et méritent réflexion devant de telles situations!!!