09/09/2006, 13h12
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Comment ca a etait ta premiere experience?
Enfin, kand nou fek commence sorti avec ene partenaire, nous tous content impressione li avec nous bonne maniere et timiditer. Apres ki to fine sur ki relation la pe vine stable, Comment to ti senti toi la premiere? eski la terre ti bouger, ou les murs ti vibrer kand la premiere fois to ti largue ene ti gaz delicat en so presence?
Eski to tine faire li coma ene blague O style de Rocco? Ou bien to tine excuse toi car to pa responsable ceki la nature dicter? Ou bien to pa faire li dutou et laisse li monte dans to la tete coma banne politichiens moris? Mo curiositer fine inspirer par thread de Soso. Allez, raconte nou et ne fait pas la p'tite pette, comme ont dit, ne fait pas la p'tite bouche Rocco   
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09/09/2006, 13h27
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KERRRRRRRRR Rocco fer la p'tite pette,faire la p'tite bouche ou la fine bouche.Kan mo ti pé ale kite mo bann garçons l'école mo ti fer camarade avec deux mamans française enn zours nou ti pé assisé dans parc pé causé pendant ki bann zenfant pé zouer enn la dans ti pose sa question la "Est-ce que tu pete devant ton mari quand vous être au lit ou ensemble"  ops:  mo ventre ti bien cordé are riyé sa zour la et bann française la zot pas p'tite pette lors sa banne sujets conversation la
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09/09/2006, 17h11
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Funny euphemisms people use for farts ...
Gravy Pants Firing Scud Missiles Turd Honking Mud Duck Panty Burps Pant Stainers Cut the Cheese Trouser Cough K-Fart Crack Splitters Turd Tooties Anal Audio Great Brown Cloud Exercising the meat nozzle
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09/09/2006, 17h15
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John is in Amsterdam and visits a nudist colony there.
While wandering around naked he spots a gorgeous blonde and he immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over and says "Sir, did you call for me?" John replies: "No!" She says "Well, it's a rule here that if I give you an erection, it means you called for me." She then lays him down and starts making love to him. Later that day John visits the sauna, but as he sits down he farts. A huge big hairy guy get up, drops his towel to show a huge erection and says "Sir, did you call for me?" John replies, "No!" The man says, "It's a rule that when you fart, it implies you called for me." The man then knocks John to the floor and has his way with him. As soon as he's finished John rushes back to his room, grabs all his things and heads for the exit. On his way out he's stopped by the manager he askes "Can I help you ?" John says "Here's my room keys I'm leaving early" The manager asks why and John replies "I'm 60 years old, I get an erection once a week but I fart 20 times a day !!"
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09/09/2006, 17h19
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Farts
Decide which one you are. Vain A person who loves the smell of his own farts Amiable A person who loves the smell of other people's farts Proud A person who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine Shy A person who releases silent farts and then blushes Impudent A person who boldly farts out loud and then laughs Unfortunate A person who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead Scientific A person who farts regularly but is only concerned about pollution Nervous A person who stops in the middle of his fart Honest A person who admits he farted but offers good medical reasons Dishonest A person who farts and then blames the dog Foolish A person who suppresses a fart for hours and hours Thrifty A person who has several good farts in reserve Anti-Social A person who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy Strategic A person who conceals his farts with loud coughing Unfortunate A person who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead Sadistic A person who farts in bed and then fluffs the cover over his bedmate Intellectual A person who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart precisely the latest food item consumed Athletic A person who farts at the slightest exertion Miserable A person who would truly love to, but can't fart at all Sensitive A person who farts and then starts crying
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09/09/2006, 19h37
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Sophia, I'm bloated of air enjoying these lovely jokes, If I dont watch out, I shall take off in a minute. Rocco
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09/09/2006, 21h27
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UNE BLAGUE, "L'HOMME GAZZEUSE"
Mo ena enn groupe de 6 bon zamis et nou tou ferme, cote nou aller nou toujour ensemble, Parmi nou ena enn mam ki fine gagne la geure ek grain sec, grospois ek dalpouri so pire enemi ca. li ena enn gro problem avec gaz intestinal ki en creole nou dire ca Pété, telma li largue gaz mone batise li Bombone. Mais Bombone avec so problem antisocial la C enn plus pou nou ca, kand nou alle cinema ensamme et si tou place rempli, nou avoy li lor enn mission. Nou faire li alle debout cote nou envi assiser et après 2 minutes tou dimoun levé et tou place vine libre pou nou. So pété la mortel ca, kand li alle dans drainage tou banne mouches sové, si ena enn ki declare vainkeur, li faire Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiz et li tom sec après 2 seconde. Bombone zoine enn ti mamzel, li avoy so lette demane et li commence frékanté, mais jamais li fine laisse so copine ou so belfami cone so problem. Toul temp li faire la p’tite pete et li marche derriere bien séré pou évite evacuation. Si enn gaz manifester pendant ki li pé frekanté, li toujour trouve enn excuse pou alle dehor pou alle debarasse li. Enn jour Bobone marrié, li faire so lune de miel dans enn campment la Saline cote ena lodeur souffe ek yod pou masker so trace. Aprè deux semaines li retourne travail, coma travail fini 5 heure, so loto(2 Chevo) cassé, li ammene li cote mekaniciens pou reparer. Li telephone so jeune tifam pou dire li ki li pou rente inpé en retard cose loto cote mekanicien, so fam dire li “Na pa tardé chouchou, cose mo fine faire enn ti surprise pou toi.” Li demane so fam ki ca surprise la, fam la dire li “ Cheri, si mo dire toi, li pa pou enn surprise, pa tardé et vine vite.” Enfin Bobone deboute en dehor garage cote li capave larg so gaz, mekanicien la dire li ki reparation la pou prend O moin 2 heurede temp pou reparer. Bobone marche marcher et li trouve enn restorant, li rentré pou boire enn ver delo tamarin cose li na pa capave boire boisson gazzeuse. Li trouve cari gropois ek tripe, Harico blanc et chourisso, cari dall ek baton mouroum enfin tou grain sec. Li dire “Bobone , sort toi de la, ces plats sont tuant.” Li ale deboute dehor li attane, mais la fain pince li cose banne plats la attirant. Li prend enn courage, li rerente endans et li prend enn plat cari gros pois ek tripe. Lom ine alle faire so maleure, 15 minutes plitard, gros pois la commence fermenté dans so vente et li commence senti li lègé ek sa bane gaz la. Li gette 2 coté li pa trouve persone, li larg enn gaz ca, coma dire li pé dechire enn vier dra, zote cone ca son la non? Na pa faire semblan la ein!!! C la nature ca. Enn lote gaz reformé, li commence senti li pé prend l’air, li boss enn colone pou li pa envoler. En meme temp en madam vini ek so lichien et lichien la envi faire tiss. Li leve so 2 ti la patte ek colone et Bobone na pa oulé larg colone la. Madam la dire li “ki faire ou pé tini ca colone la comca?” Bobone dire li “Mo travaille pou CEB et nou fek plante ca colone la ce matin, alors mo besoin tini li jiska li assise solid. Madam la allé et Bobone larg enn deriere lote coma dire petard. Mekanicien la crié li pou dire li ki so loto fine paré, li paye mekanicien la et li rente dans so loto pou alle la caze, et dans loto li pé larg gaz 1 après lote. La police arrette li pou excé de vitesse, la police la tappe so vite pou demane li si li pé conduire sou l’influence de lalcol, li dire non. La police la mette so la tete anedans loto Bobone pou getter si li senti lalcole, li dire “Pouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, ki sa lodere la? Aller dessane.” Bobone dessane, li marche lor boute lipied et so derriere séré pou alle cose are la police la. Li dire la police la ki pé faire frais si li capave assise dans loto la police la. Gablou la dire li “ Non, na pa vine enbombe nou loto, rente dans ou loto trankil, conduire doucement et alle ou la caze, parceki mo trouver ki ou près pou tata dans ou calson.” Enfin, li rente dans so loto pou alle la caze. Comment li arrive la caze, so fam acceuillire li devant la porte, li demane so fam cote surprise la, so fam dire li attane. Fam la bande so lizier avec enn bando et amene li endans, juste coma zote pé rentre andans, telephone sonné, so fam ammene li dans la sale à manger ek so lizier bandé et dire li “Cheri, mone envi faire toi enn ti surprise, rest deboute la meme et promette moi ki to pa pou louké kand mo pé alle reponne ca telephone la,” Bobone dire li “pa tracasser mon amour, mo promette toi ki mo pa pou louker.” Fam la alle repone telephone la, ici Bobone pe deboute dans enn coin et enn mari gaz prend li, li larg li ca, coma dire petard pou reveillon a moris, coma li fini, li sacouille so 2 la goule calson et li dire “Gramerci ki na pena persone la.” Ti mama pli tard so fam vini, demane li si li pa fine louké, Bobone dire li “Non chouchou mo pa fine envi gate to surprise.” So fam dire correct, enleve so bando et 8 dimoune pé assisé trankil à table pou enn diner surprise pou li. Come de mofine, mo ti pé assise près cote li ti pé debouté. Moi mo croire ki li ti capave gagne enn job dans Gas Board ca. Rocco
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