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DJ-M!cK 06/06/2005 15h15

never trust women( JOKE)
 
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begin to
talk.
Everyone else in he room stops to listen..........
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005
models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN:"Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last year is
back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker
room are looking at him in astonishment. then he smiles and asks: "Anyone
know whose phone this is?

DJ El-Syd 06/06/2005 16h05

Ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa... MDR... Ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Rocco 06/06/2005 16h34

Never Trust Women (Joke)
 
DJ-Mick, That was my bloody phone and that conversation cost me a lot of dosh :!: :!: :!:

Good one DJ-Mick, keepem flowing and join the club.

Rocco :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

SheHzaD555 06/06/2005 20h17

There`s One Thing Which Doesn`t Change About Women Is The Fact That They Are Changeable


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